And I think I'm right.As TLC has gained popularity, more and more eccentric people have decided it was time to share their quirks with the world. It's absolutely fascinating.
I had the most brilliant idea of my life. An idea that would lead to endless riches, fame, and the biggest fan base the world has ever seen!
So here it is (and no stealing it. Trust me, if you do, I'll know):
All that I have to do is marry a tiny man
and become strangely addicted
to hoarding
fantastic cakes,
filling my tiny house so full of pastries that
There's no room for my nineteen kids and counting
(7 of which are toddler pageant queens).
So Stacy and Clinton will pity me, and take me on a fantastic shopping trip til I am beatiful.
Then, some attractive tattoo artist will fall in love with me,
So I'll obviously pull a Jon Gosling and bail on the fam.
After which I can finally say yes to the dress
And discover the joys of a baby story,
even though I didn't know I was pregnant.
Then my tattooed husband and I can find big bliss
While we're on the run with my 3 sister wives.
You know it's foolproof.
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!
ReplyDeleteYay, you have a blog!! I am excited to read more.
ReplyDeleteNice Shelb! This is so funny! Look at you... all grown up and blogging funny stuff :D
ReplyDeleteFab-u-lous. It's about time your genius is put out there!
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