To My Cellular Mr. Right

To all those boys who hide behind cell phones:
                                                 

 We know who you are.

To all the guys who don't have the gumption to talk to a girl in real life:
                                                                 

     We know you're a coward.

To all the fellas who are smooth on the keyboard but a train wreck on a date:
                                                                            
                              

We're sick of it.

 

 

            The females of this rising generation have put up with a lot over the years, there's no denying it.  We have sacrificed our skin for a sexy tan,

 our brownies for a tiny waist,

and wake up every day armed

and ready to fight the Morning Mirror Monster

For YOU.

       And what is the thanks we get?   A text saying "hey, u r hawt.  let's hang?;)"

Charming.

        I hope you realize, you silly little boys, that we won't be putting up for this much longer.  If you text a girl to ask for a date, text her to come to the car when you pick her up, and then text her after you drop her off to tell her you had a good time instead of saying it to her face...you have a long life of loneliness ahead of you my friend. (And yes, those have happened to me :P)

       So please, until you've got the nerve to say hello in the halls, quiet the keyboard.

 And if any of you ladies know a guy who can make a girl :) in real life, please let me know. 

  

Preferably if he looks like this.

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